From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Salty Savannah, this is obscure.

Season 4 in American Tragedy,

I'm your host, your friend,

your lover and literary Mansplainer in chief,

Michael Ian Black, with a rare nighttime recording it's I mean gosh it's very late for me it's it's 8.20 into PM and I just had a

B. I didn't, but I recognize that PM and B.M. went together and so I thought I would really delight you with that imagery.

Just got back from our local taco joint. The boy and I went for tacos tonight and I made the classic mistake. I made the classic mistake. I made the classic mistake. Well, is mistake I don't know but I did the

classic thing where you order the chips and guock and then by the time your

tacos come you're full So I and and I anticipated this.

So I only ordered two tacos and friends you're not going to believe what happened.

I was only able to eat one, one, and done.

And then, after that, you know, on the way to the taco join,

I'd said to Elijah, I said, hey, kid, maybe on the way back I'll pick up a

watermelon, because we've been eating a lot of watermelon here.

You know, it's summertime and you got them summer fruits and boy I love a good

watermelon. And he said, that's a good idea and I said don't let me forget and then on the way out he reminded me and what did we do we went to the supermarket bought myself a $6 seedless watermelon immediately when I got home cut it up

cubed it put it away letting it chill and when I'm done with this by God I'm going to go to town on that pink delicious flesh.

Love a good watermelon. I'll be honest, this one doesn't look like a particularly good watermelon,

but anytime you get a chilled watermelon, even if it's not a very flavorful watermelon it's going to be pretty good.

You know, it's like pizza.

Even bad pizza is, well sometimes it's terrible.

So I mean that's, that's, that's, that's, oh, oh, is well sometimes it's terrible.

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