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Obscure with Michael Ian Black

S4 Episode 56 - 30% Sold Out, 70% Empty!

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

Misfit Toys

Books, Comedy, Literature, Audiobooks, Arts, Alternative Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

The love between Clyde and Roberta continues to grow by leaps and bounds, but problems arise as the two lovebirds find themselves struggling to steal away a little time together. How to tryst!?! Such struggles, such raw emotion, such horniness! Plus, your humble host finds himself in a mediocre hotel in Columbus, OH for the purposes of performing a single comedic performance that is 30% sold out!

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without the ads. From room 12. 13 at the sowness to Hotel here in downtown Columbus, Ohio. This is obscure season 4 in American tragedy.

0:49.8

I am your host, your friend, your ear lover, and literary Mansplainer in chief Michael Ian Black in town just for the day

0:58.6

as I perform at the inaugural Columbus Comedy Festival and it is fitting to be a disaster.

1:09.0

I'm sure it's a very well-intentioned disaster but I got a an Instagram message from them promoting my show

1:18.7

and then there was a little I don't know what you call like a sticker aff affix to it, and it said in big letters, 30% sold out.

1:27.0

What? Who does that?

1:32.0

So I put it back on my Instagram with the caption 70% empty.

1:39.0

Apparently what happened is this these comedy folks are the people who organize

1:45.7

this comedy festival aren't comedians they run the local like alternative

1:49.8

newspaper or something so this is the first year they're doing it. So they don't have a lot of experience. So concurrent with my show on a Wednesday night in the small market of Columbus, Ohio, apparently there's several other shows happening at the same time.

2:08.8

Now, I don't know what kind of appetite for comedy Columbus Ohio has but I feel confident

2:15.8

that it cannot support three four five simultaneous shows running in the

2:22.3

middle of the week.

2:24.0

So, look, I'm gonna do my best.

2:27.5

I've got a terrific hour of comedy

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