From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in sultry, Savannah, this is obscure season

four in American tragedy. I am your host, your

ear lover and literary. Mansplainer in chief Michael Ian Black, squeezing in this recording.

On a Monday morning before I depart for Jacksonville, Florida, where I'm going to spend the day.

Playing poker, it's been weeks now, since I've had a chance to sit down at the card table

and battle wit's against my fellow degenerate gamblers weeks where I have been stuck in New York

doing press and making a television show and receiving awards and such, you know me always receiving awards well it takes time away from my real

passion which is sitting around very quietly a group of men at a and sometimes women at a at a poker table and slowly bleeding

money that is my passion and is when I need to be doing most of the time but here we are in sultry savanna trying to get this

recording out without any further delay I was unable to record last week

because of all the aforementioned award receiving and press doing and television show shooting.

So I'm a little bit behind and you know the last thing you want to do is get behind with

Robin on your butt she will chastise you she will go to you she will strike you with

guilt so I said well before I go off to Jacksonville, better sit in my butt down and check

in with Clyde and Roberta. And so that's what we're going to do. And you know know last time they had about as big a fight as they've ever had because

Clyde is basically saying hey we've been dating for a while it's getting cold

out why won't you let me visit you in your room and Roberta is saying I'm not going to

let you visit my room because that would be improper and it's on and it's almost

certainly going to lead to demonic activity.

And demonic activity, I think we all understand what that means.

And so they had a little bit of a row.

Now it's not just, it's not just, my friends, I say it's not just that Clyde wants sex, although he clearly does, it's that all his own

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