Hello and welcome everybody to HiSide, LoSide. My name is Zach and joining me as always

due to contractual obligation is Spurgeon Dunbar.

Hello wild internet podcasting world. How's everybody doing today?

I'm not here just by contract. Let's just make that clear. I'm here because I probably

best part of my job is getting to talk to you on these episodes.

Oh geez, you're going to flatter everyone with it.

Yeah, holy moly. I didn't know we were going to start with such warm fuzzies.

To get right into it, there will be no guest today. Everybody, you're just stuck with

the two of us for the remainder of this podcast. We'll do the usual t-shirt giveaway. I run

through the news real quick. And then into the meat of this podcast, which is the motorcycle,

dating game, beginner edition. We'll explain what that means later. I promise, we thought

it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. And I will say this, we're going in blind

Spurgeon Eye, basically. So that's the fun teaser. We don't really know what the questions

are going to be in this dating game any more than you do. So looking forward to that.

But before we jump into t-shirt winners, of course, I quick word from our sponsor Motool.

So the Dakar Rally wrapped up in mid-January. And it's an important note that in addition

to sponsoring high side low side, Motool is a major partner of the Dakar Rally. And what's

really unique and important here is not only do they, you know, make sure that the bikes

all have oil and the trucks all have oil in them. They also have a mobile racing laboratory

truck that travels to each camp. And they actually perform tests on the oil as the rally

is happening. And really what this allows them to do is get real world feedback of their

oil being used in extreme situations. The benefit here for you, dear high side low side

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