Satan Responds To Accusations From Crazy Person That He Is ‘Controlling The Church’

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🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Satan responds to accusations from insurrectionist congresswoman Marjorine Blah-Blah that he is ‘controlling the church.’ Moses tells us about a new conspiracy. Psyche gives everyone therapy. God cancels the Bible for being ‘too woke.’ After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, a complaint was filed in Florida to ban the Bible for being too
0:06.4	woke.
0:07.4	Wow.
0:08.4	The book contains several prohibited topics including incest, bustiality, and the repercussions
0:13.0	of slavery.
0:14.1	And quite frankly, I agree.
0:15.8	Let's ban it.
0:16.8	Let's do it.
0:17.8	I align more with Batman and you align more with Joker.
0:22.9	That makes sense.
0:23.9	Yeah, that makes sense.
0:25.2	And Batman is extremely emo, just like me.
0:28.2	Yeah, Batman has a ton of followers on Facebook as well.
0:34.9	So it's like you met him.
0:36.5	You're you guest on his show?
0:37.6	No, I was not a guest on his show.
0:39.3	Was he nice to you?
0:40.4	Very nice.
0:41.2	So he was very nice to you, the hot goddess, but he was very standoff and rude to Moses,
0:48.2	the ancient Jew.
0:49.2	To an old Jew.
0:49.9	I see what it is.
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