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Two quick things I want to touch on before we start the show this week,

quick thing number one in honor of last Thursday to remember the day 824 and to keep it holy,

I propose that facials be henceforth and forevermore known as mug shots.

There was one reaction to the release of Donald Trump's mug shot last Thursday that I wanted

to highlight Jesse Waters, the useful right-wing idiot who took over Tucker Carlson's slot on Fox

had this to say about the mug shot seen around the world.

I am now going to book the Fulton County photographer for my Christmas card because judge,

and I say this with a unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and and he looks hard.

All right. Setting aside, he looks good, he looks hard. What does a conservative straight man mean

when he says that his record of heterosexuality is without blemish? Because a quick look at Jesse

Waters' record of heterosexuality reveals a couple of blemishes. Waters cheated on his first

wife with whom he had two small children with a woman who worked under him at Fox News and then

left his wife and his kids for that woman married her, had a couple of more kids. All right.

The corset true love narrative runs smooth, not even through the offices of Fox News. People

have affairs, people get divorced. But some might consider that a blemish on your record.

Waters is also admitted that he let the air out of the tires of a car that belonged to a woman

whose pants he wanted to get into so that that woman would be stranded where they were and need a

ride which he offered and she accepted because she had no choice. It was married at the time that he

pulled this stunt, had two small kids at home when this happened. Now he's married to the woman he

did that to. And I'm sure that woman tells herself every day that her now husband, the father of

her now children would never ever do anything like that to any other woman ever again because he's

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