I'm going to be. Greetings, Resident Wack.

I am Sayer, and welcome to your first day as a Tier 1 VAT maintenance technician.

As you are no doubt aware, the proper care and cleaning of all protein vats is critical

for the health and well-being of every resident on Typhon.

Your fellow residents, many the best and brightest minds, that humanity has to offer,

depend on a clean, safe slurry of protein to fuel them in their daily pursuits

of advancement. When issues arise, such as when 121 individuals are hospitalized after ingesting

the same batch of mom's Meatloaf flavored protein paste.

As a completely random example,

it is the solemn duty of the Tier 1 VAT technician

to quickly and efficiently sterilize the affected VAT

to prevent further contamination. Please head to VAT to prevent further contamination.

Please head to VAT 15, which from your position is located near the far edge of the VAT line.

You will recognize it by its open top hatch, the rich nostalgic smell of meatloaf, and the large number 15 painted on its side.

Your duties today are simple.

Though the vat has been drained, it is not uncommon for foodstuffs to adhere to any rough or irregular

surfaces within these containers.

It is in these dire circumstances that the Tier 1 VAT technician arrives to dislodge any

such residue with a standard issue 4 inch vat scraper.

As you have yet been issued your own vat scraper, please take a moment to procure a loner

from the wall behind VAT 14.

Obviously, as a loner vatscraper, it is not likely to be kept in a state of pristine effectiveness.

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