Selling Human Toes, Eating Cockroaches at Sea, and Tight Sphincters | 3.18.25

Hard Factor

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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor.
0:05.0	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:09.0	Nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself.
0:12.0	Go ahead, tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare.
0:17.0	And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Oh yeah! and I'm not a racist and I'm always chewing. Oh, yeah.
0:37.1	Good. Good Good morning and welcome to episode 1670 of Hard Factor.
0:47.6	It is Tuesday, March 18th, 2025.
0:50.2	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
0:55.0	Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor.
0:58.9	Today, Mark is going to kick us off.
1:02.1	Mark, what do you got?
1:04.1	I've got two incredible stories.
1:05.7	A couple doozies for you, fellas.
1:07.3	Now, a lot of people might think I don't like science or I make fun of science.
1:11.4	I love science, okay, when it's applied correctly. It's not applied correctly in these two
1:16.8	stories. Okay. Sure. Yeah. Science. It's a double-edged sword. We tease the ones we love, right?
1:26.3	The scientists.
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