Starbucks Barista Melts Customer’s Penis With Hot Tea | 3.17.25

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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor.
0:05.0	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:09.0	Nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself.
0:12.0	Go ahead, tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
0:17.0	And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling.
0:20.0	Oh yeah
0:21.2	Dead
0:24.2	Mour! Good morning and welcome.
0:44.0	Episode 1669 of Hard Factor.
0:48.0	It is Monday, March 17th, 2025.
0:51.1	Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellas.
0:53.6	Get up.
0:54.1	I see myself and Pat are not wearing green.
0:57.6	Pat's name is Patrick, so he doesn't have to wear green.
1:00.0	I'm exempt.
1:01.6	If we were here, if we're in person, you guys could pinch me.
1:05.0	Do you guys have green in your backgrounds at all?
1:07.6	Behind your will, maybe, or?
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