Series 7, Episode 3 (Heidi Regan & Darren Harriott)

Do The Right Thing

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Heidi Regan and Darren Harriott are the guests for an eventually rather filthy show which which covers the genteel subjects of breaking down a door and getting on with people you dislike at work before taking a turn with a neighbour's dirty doggy, a quick detour via tall people at music gigs, a bizarre trip into Creme Eggs before a surprisingly bodily-function-heavy chat with brilliant - nay, WORLD RECORD-HOLDING - marathon running expert guest Kate Carter.

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Special Thanks this episode to... Gemma Higgins for transcription, Gwyn Rhys Davies for his assistance at the recording and The Phoenix in London for hosting the gig.

Additional credits: Music by Martin White, additional material by David Reed, illustration by Sally Grosart, produced by Ben Walker

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Let's do the right thing!
0:03.0	And do the right thing!
0:04.0	Hello!
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to the podcast panel show that wants to do the right thing in any
0:16.6	situation for example what is the right way to pinch someone's bottom wait until
0:21.8	they've gone on holiday and then prize it off with a claw hammer.
0:25.0	They're probably not even notice it's missing,
0:29.0	fucking typical.
0:30.0	I'm Danielle Ward and with me trying to do the right thing today. He's as tired and irrelevant
0:36.3	as the trope of sad old men never growing up itself. It's Michael Legg.
0:40.5	And with him she's won an award for asking how we'd kill baby Hitler. We can't
0:48.6	wait for the follow-up about how you would snog baby Hitler. How you would marry baby Hitler?
0:53.0	How would marry baby Hitler?
0:54.0	That's Heidi Reagan.
0:56.0	Oh my right, she's one quiet month away from jacking it all in.
1:01.0	It's Margaret Cable and Smith.
1:05.0	And with her, before he was a comedian, he was a bouncer.
1:12.0	Thank you for your service.
1:14.0	It's down, Harriet!
1:16.0	Let's stop pissing about,
1:21.0	it's time for round one.
1:25.0	The importance of being white.
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