Series 7, Episode 4 (Lucy Porter & Rick Edwards)

Do The Right Thing

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Lucy Porter and Rick Edwards are on the guest list for our WEDDING SPECIAL, recorded earlier this year as the hen do for Danielle ahead of her then-impending nuptials. And what bride-to-be could want for more? With brilliant tips on how to impress your future parents-in-law, what to do if the caterers poison the Wedding Breakfast, how to deal with people who don't buy you gifts and some pertinent advice from our holiest ever expert Reverend Ravi Holy. Oh, and there's a load of stuff about spunk, Kinder Eggs and setting fire to stuff.

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Special Thanks this episode to... Tom Parizek for transcription, Josh Grant for his assistance at the recording and The Phoenix in London for hosting the gig.

Additional credits: Music by Martin White, additional material by David Reed, illustration by Sally Grosart, produced by Ben Walker

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the wedding special of Do the Right Day.
0:03.0	Hello and welcome to the podcast panel show that wants to do the right thing in any
0:16.4	situation for example what is the right way to pick up an elderly person hold them
0:21.1	firmly under the armpits and say how much you miss the British Empire.
0:25.0	They'll be wet for you in no time.
0:28.0	That joke is my something blue.
0:30.0	Because I am a beautiful bride, Danielle Ward, and with me trying to do the right marriage thing today,
0:38.0	on my left he's old, bold and full of cold, it's Michael Lehr. And with him, she's the filthiest
0:47.0	hobbit in the shire, it's Lucy Porter.
0:49.0	Oh my right, she's the thinking man's absolutely nothing.
0:56.0	It's Margaret Cave on Smith.
1:00.0	And with her, he's the host of Tall Academy, you and me both mate. It's Rick Edwards.
1:08.0	And that's any person's here present, know of any lawful reason why we shouldn't start.
1:15.0	It's time for round one.
1:17.0	The importance of being right.
1:22.0	Just like a transphobic sitcom writer,
1:25.0	I've run into some trouble online.
1:27.0	Laming no names. I mean no names. I mean it could be a few. In this round I'm going to
1:39.7	give each team a scenario and they're going to tell me what the right thing to do is according to
1:43.4	Sir Chenjini and McKellen.
1:47.8	Lucy don't try and think about it. Search engine.
1:53.0	Search engine.
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