Series 7, Episode 6 (Lou Conran & Benjamin Partridge)
Do The Right Thing
British Comedy Guide
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Lou Conran and Benjamin Partridge are on board for discussions about being indoors for an earthquake, shaking hands, sucking thumbs, dead rats (and badgers), kids eating food off the pavement plus an awful lot about worms with expert guest professor Dr Jonathan Pettitt.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Let's do the right thing! |
| 0:02.0 | Let's do the right thing in any |
| 0:19.8 | situation for example what is the right way to make a chocolate moose? Hold the |
| 0:24.4 | antlers and dip it in, bum first. I'm Danielle Warden with me trying to do the |
| 0:31.4 | right thing today on my left an Englishman's idea of an Irish man. It's Michael Lé! |
| 0:37.0 | And with him she's like a scarecrow of Sue Perkins. It's Luke Conrad. |
| 0:49.0 | And on my right, a nun's idea of a slag is Margaret Cable. |
| 0:53.0 | And with her he's Mr. Bief and Dairy Network, the natural enemy of Archvegan Vigilante, |
| 1:06.2 | the neckman, it's Ben Partridge. |
| 1:08.9 | Like a circle in a spiral, like round one in a quiz it's the importance of |
| 1:16.1 | being right |
| 1:18.8 | the importance of being right just like the Queen's assistant who ordered a framed print of Prince Albert from |
| 1:26.3 | a Soho art shop I've run into some trouble online. In this round I'm going to |
| 1:31.8 | give each team a scenario and they're going to tell me what is the right thing to do according to Sarah |
| 1:36.4 | HTML Gella |
| 1:39.0 | That's the best one of those I've ever written |
| 1:44.0 | That's it then there's no more jokes now. It's fine. |
| 1:45.0 | Don't worry. There's nothing else funny in it. |
| 1:48.0 | You just laugh. |
| 1:49.0 | All of the jokes finished. |
| 1:50.0 | Right. |
| 1:51.0 | Michael and Lou, remember that sex tape you made with tiny little Prince Rogers Nelson? |
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