Series 7, Episode 5 (Caroline Mabey & William Andrews)
Do The Right Thing
British Comedy Guide
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Caroline Mabey and William Andrews are the very fun guests for this earliest recording of series 7 (back in February 2018). It covers vital subjects such as the correct way to deal with a snake bite, how to cure hiccups, what to do if you've told your partner you have a terminal disease when that isn't strictly true and the correct etiquette when sex parties and your day job collide. We also learn a lot about fire with an expert guest Fire Fighter.
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| 0:00.0 | Is there the right day? |
| 0:03.0 | The right day! Oh guys. |
| 0:15.0 | Hello and welcome to the podcast panel show that wants to do the right thing in any |
| 0:20.0 | situation for example what is the right way to poach an egg? |
| 0:23.4 | offer it six weeks paid holiday, a final salary pension, and maternity leave. |
| 0:28.4 | That's right, you're expecting the egg to be a man. |
| 0:30.6 | sexist. I'm Danielle Ward and with me trying to do the right thing today he's |
| 0:37.8 | an ethically sourced bellend it's Michael Legg and with him like your best friend after too much wine only all of the time |
| 0:47.7 | It's Caroline maybe Caroline, maybe. And on my right, like a slutty Mary Poppins, or a hairy popein' |
| 1:01.0 | or a hairy pope. It's Margaret Cave on Smith. |
| 1:05.0 | And with her yet another white bloke sitting in the bin of discarded Edinburgh |
| 1:13.1 | double axe. |
| 1:14.1 | It's good news. |
| 1:15.1 | What's that coming over the hill? |
| 1:19.3 | Is it a round one? |
| 1:20.4 | Is it a round one? It's the importance of being right. |
| 1:27.0 | The importance of being right. |
| 1:30.0 | Like a modern cabinet minister who insists on watching pawn on his office computer rather than MPs of old |
| 1:36.0 | who just kept loads of photocopies of ladyflaps in their wallets, I've run into some trouble online. |
| 1:45.0 | Satai, by the time it goes out. |
| 1:48.0 | By the time it goes out, we won't even have a cabinet office and it will be robots. |
| 1:53.0 | In this round I'm going to give each team a scenario |
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