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🗓️ 10 February 2022
⏱️ 38 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ola, come on, let's toss. Yo, estoy, survey sauce. Por favor. Ola from Cabo. By the time |
0:13.6 | you're listening to this, I probably won't be here anymore unless you know God forbid. |
0:17.7 | I test positive for COVID. Let's not even put that on to the air. Fuck. Shit. Anyways, |
0:22.8 | let's leave tomorrow. But let me tell you, my Spanish is so fucking bad. I cheated my way |
0:29.4 | through multiple classes in high school, but definitely college. Did I take Spanish in college? |
0:33.9 | Did I have to do that? I don't think so. But anyway, you know, you pick up the phone and they're |
0:38.1 | speaking in Spanish and I'm like, no, I'll blow. Por favor. But they're so nice. I'm staying at the, |
0:45.6 | where am I? The Nobu Los Cabos, which is in Cabo. I know that's really hard to understand. |
0:52.4 | And it is the most stunning, beautiful hotel I have ever seen in my entire life. I am here |
0:58.9 | with my company new skin. No, I did not pay for this. Like it is bougie. Maybe one day when I save |
1:06.9 | all my pennies, I will come back, but holy shit, it is nice. I feel like I should be paid by Nobu |
1:12.6 | for how much I'm just like licking the nuts of the hotel. Like holy God, you even have a butler |
1:19.8 | who, and he texted me and he said, hello, Miss Clark, how did you sleep? And I was like, |
1:23.9 | fucking fantastic. How did you sleep? I have a remote control curtains that open and close my, |
1:30.6 | huge windows, balcony, whatever this is, patio thing. Like it is truly incredible. But I will say, |
1:37.6 | the sound quality is probably going to be quite poor today. I don't have to, you know, do a quick |
1:42.1 | little episode because I need to go get drunk at the pool. I'm going to read that Verity book that |
1:46.6 | everyone raves about. Supposedly it's going to cost me extreme anxiety, but you know, I'm up for a |
1:51.1 | fucking challenge. But I'm not sitting in my normal studio at home. My studio is my bed. I'm not |
1:58.8 | sitting in the hotel bed, but there's lots of hard walls. And as my editor says, you've heard |
2:03.6 | it before, if there's hard walls, then it sounds really echoey. So if this is echoey, I'm fucking sorry. |
2:09.4 | So anyway, I have been asked multiple times to share my thoughts, feelings, opinions on the |
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