Welcome back to shit, shit, shit, shit show Saturday.

We have shit show, Casey.

What does this stand for?

Were we allowed to know?

Yeah. It's my name is Kaylina. Kayina. A middle name. Helen. My maiden name was two last names.

And so my name ended up being like 36 letters. And it's absurd. It's absurd. That's a shit show amount of letters. And it's absurd.

That's a shit show amount of letters.

Thinking about as an adult, it's a little messed up.

My grandparents were like, that's a ridiculous thing to name a baby.

We're calling her Casey.

And so like, you know, like that's a mean to the parents, but also it's kind of mean to name your baby's 36 letters. Yeah. You know, and also too, it's efficient. Your grandparents

were like trying to get you the most out of life, you know? And what if we calculated it?

But like how much longer it takes to say your full name versus this and calculate that over a

lifespan?

Like how many times would you say your name and a life?

And how much time would you gain back?

Would it be like a year?

Okay.

Bubble scantrons alone.

Oh yeah.

I forgot about that part.

I forgot that part.

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