ShxtsnGigs on Cheating, Immigrant Parents, & Sucking Your Homie

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

YERRR, ShxtsnGigs came through and told us some wild stories about cheating, explained to us what the Black girlfriend effect is, how to handle one night stands in the UK, and much much more. INDULGE! 00:00 We’re all Yoruba at Flagrant + Nigerians & their reputations 2:25 How does British culture see race? 4:04 Nigerians = poetic, James = Taters + OVHoes 9:22 British don’t care about royalty + we LOVED Princess Diana 13:40 Black girlfriend effect & Who do ShxtsNGigs prefer? 16:46 Where are the Pengest whites in UK? 17:50 We’re all British, US tryhard patriotism + Freedom 22:09 What does Britain care about? Showing a different side 26:15 Fuhad catching James cheating + fast friends 30:06 Dumbest thing James did at Uni + being toxic 34:20 Girls reaching out from the past + Eskimo brothers? 36:28 Fuhad was a dog, being less religious + Arabic phrases 41:28 Being compared to others 45:47 Fuhad resting his meat on the seat 49:44 James gonna need 4 strong sucks 54:51 I’d go to prison for you + influence on culture 1:02:08 First moment that really blew up 1:05:28 What does the live show look like? 1:11:50 Fuhad’s parents proud of him yet? 1:15:04 Having to self-censor 1:18:01 Never paid, we rinse them + tipping strippers 1:22:52 Girls’ nail colour, 1 night stand sl*gs + “that’s heinous” 1:28:50 Is it the accent or the novelty? Americans are friendlier 1:36:01 Stiff upper lip everywhere 1:40:01 Farthest you’ve travelled to smash a ting 1:43:10 Fuhad got everyone to fight for him 1:47:11 Would you let your friend smash in your bed? 1:56:20 We need more Nigerianisms 1:58:21 Only finding out about British colonialism

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0:00.0	There's a British way to pronounce your name in American way.
0:02.4	Tell me how you pronounce it.
0:03.2	Here, I think it would be Fuhud.
0:06.0	No.
0:06.4	They're Fuh-Hud.
0:08.0	Fuh-Hud.
0:09.0	Fuhad.
0:10.0	And what do you think Americans would pronounce it?
0:12.1	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he, he brought the Arabic for a reason.
0:15.0	I have to be respectful, though.
0:17.0	I have to be respectful, but I have to be respectful.
0:19.0	It's my evil brother right here.
0:21.0	I'm Yoraba actually.
0:22.0	I know he was your over, dude. He's like 50.
0:24.7	50. It was three. It was three.
0:28.8	What is it?
0:29.8	Ero, Ebo, and it Hausa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the one, who are the smart ones?
0:34.8	I would say Euroba's.
0:36.0	And then who are like the conniving ones?
0:38.8	I can't speak on that.
0:40.0	I can't speak on that.
0:40.8	I can't speak on that. know what that's nice.
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