Trump Survives & Kamala Harris Ends Democracy

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

YERRR We're back babyyyy! Came back with some HEAT this week after taking some time off. We break down the attack on Trump and the failures surrounding it. Talk about Biden stepping down and Kamala stepping up. Akaash recaps his awesome experiences at the Ambani wedding in India. & finally we get an excellent breakdown of Trump's new VP pick. All that and much much more. INDULGE. 00:00 The RANT 3:55 Patreon predicted this 5:54 Trump’s almost assassination 15:57 Too much information + FDR attempt 21:58 Crooks was ODD + stop and frisk weird white kids 30:43 Bring back the bike helmet, Andrew 31:15 Crooks’ last search + RNC was a banger 35:07 RFK leaks Trump call + Biden has tactical Covid??? 39:42 Kamala Harris is the safest pick 43:25 Democrats has gay branding 50:01 You more gay or racist? It’s all Elon Musk’s fault 1:00:46 Cricket is fire 1:03:21 Who is JD Vance? Peter Thiel is the best gay 1:12:02 VPs can’t overshadow the Prezzy + Debate economy 1:21:29 Trump outshining Teddy Roosevelt 1:25:06 US elections is reality TV + Diddy needs a bad shooter 1:29:40 The Ambani wedding was genuinely insane 1:44:42 Akaash 7/11 Convention clean performance 1:50:22 Indian living for part of the year + Goa’s the move 1:57:02 Crowdstrike fugged everything 1:59:42 We’re too used to historical events 2:03:51 Alexx at the gun range + Being Prezzy is dangerous 2:09:35 We didn’t mean to miss last week

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0:00.0	Biden is out and Kamala is in.
0:02.6	The election went from drool running to cool,
0:05.0	running's faster than a female cop can fumble her firearm.
0:08.7	Move over R.F.K, this November we've got a new throat goat
0:12.2	and apparently her headshots don't miss
0:14.2	Kamala Harris or as we call her Warhock toa the half black half Indian parents
0:20.5	met at a 7-Ele11 robbery is officially the Democratic nominee.
0:25.0	Surely the Dems, the party that calls Trump the end of democracy.
0:30.0	Surely they allowed the voters to choose Kamala, right?
0:33.0	What? No?
0:34.0	Wait, there's no right to choose?
0:36.0	Guys, this is a presidential election, not a woman's body in Oklahoma.
0:40.0	Now, I don't want to seem like a flat earth thing,
0:42.0	dinosaur denying, believe all women conspiracy theorists,
0:46.0	but it kind of feels like the Democrats drag Biden's lifeless corpse through the campaign long enough to avoid a primary so they could
0:54.0	place whoever they wanted as the nominee and that's about as democratic as
0:58.1	North Korea's got talent sidebar last year's winter Ching Chong Chestnut
1:02.3	836 rats.
1:04.0	Congratulations Ching Chong.
1:10.0	That's a lot of rats.
1:12.0	We'll look forward to see how many you eat next year.
1:14.5	What I'm saying is they used a vegetable
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