Someone Peed Themselves and It Wasn't Summit...

De-Influenced with Dani + Jordan

Dani Austin

Society & Culture

4.4 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Happy Thursday! We hope you're in the mood for some laughs today because that's what we're bringing ya! These past couple episodes have been pretty deep and honestly we just needed to lighten the mood and have some silly conversations with our De-Influencers. We sharing funny and potentially questionable stories, opening up applications for friends with kids the same age as ours AND sharing how our Ulta meetings went. We do touch on some more serious topics like parenting post "sad" camp and Dani getting rid of (almost) all of the toxic stuff in their house, but mainly we just wanted to have some fun today so we hope you guys enjoy!! Plus we scored some great deals with a few of our favorite brands for our listeners: Use code “DEINFLUENCED” to get 15% off your Primally Pure purchase. That's www.primallypure.com and use code DEINFLUENCED, at checkout for 15% off your order. Visit premierprotein.com and go to Where to Buy to find a retailer near you or to find where to buy online. Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/dani. Plus, you get FREE shipping! Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at ritual.com/DEINFLUENCED. Prioritize your sleep! Get 40% off at cozyearth.com/dani or use my code DANI at checkout. Make sure you’re subscribed to our official channel on YouTube, @deinfluencedpodcast, and follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your De-Influenced fix! Stay connected with us on Instagram and TikTok @deinfluencedpodcast, and as always thank you for being a part of this journey. See you next Thursday!! Love, Dani and Jordan Produced by Dear Media

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:12.2	Hello and welcome to your favorite podcast.
0:16.1	D influence.
0:18.5	How do I look today?
0:20.6	Well, I didn't know whether to wake you. I walked in and you were
0:25.7	kind of like passed out like sitting up. Like you just like like you were in the middle of something
0:30.8	and you're just like like a narcoleptic. I was. I was in the middle of taking notes for this
0:37.0	podcast and pumping at the same time. And I finished my pump and it just made me so sleepy. Sometimes like, you know, the sucking that it's like,
0:46.6	yeah, oh, I'm aware of the noise.
0:49.7	Like I. That's pretty accurate. Yeah, well, you know, I listen to it three hours a day.
0:54.1	So, um, but it sometimes, it kind of like hypnotizes me a little bit sometimes.
0:59.7	Yeah.
1:00.1	You know, that, that noise, it's almost like a little like white noise sound machine at this point.
1:05.0	You know what's so funny is that like, I used to kill to see a nip.
1:14.5	And now I just see them like stuck in that little thing.
1:17.6	They look like it's like they're prisoners.
1:23.6	You know, in solitary confinement. The nipples are prisoners. They're like, they're like kind of like being like waterboarded up in there. Yeah, no for sure. They're being tortured.
1:27.7	Yeah.
1:28.0	The nipples.
1:28.6	Did you tell people about my theory of why you keep getting mastitis?
1:32.8	Because your angle is that you're laying on your back and all the milk gets like stuck.
1:39.5	So it's like continuing to suck the milk.
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