Hello to everybody who's feeling a little bit under the weather.

It's beautiful anonymous one hour.

One phone call, no names, no holds Bart.

I'd rather go one-on-one.

I think it'll be more fun

and I'll get to know you

and you'll get to know me.

Hi everybody, it's Chris Getherd here

and I know not everybody loves an intro.

If you ordered the magazine

and haven't sent us your address,

please listen to the intro this time. That being said,

if you just want to get to the call, I didn't do a great job timing it, but I think if you skip

eight or nine minutes ahead, that should put you right towards the beginning of the call.

Actually, it might be closer to seven. I don't know. It's somewhere in that range. You'll figure it

out. Thanks so much for listening.

Hi, everybody, Chris Getherd here and welcome to beautiful Anonymous, the show where we explore

the human condition, one anonymous phone call at a time. I feel so lucky as always to bring you

this show. We are coming up on 500 episodes, which feels so weird to say, so wild to say.

And I'm sure I'll get very nostalgic about the early days of the show in the coming months.

But for now, a few things to tell you about. One is that I have caught wind. It has been explained to me that a lot of

people use YouTube as their podcast platform of choice. And that was never part of our infrastructure

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