Hello to everybody who went to a pretty badass funeral this week.

It's Beautiful Anonymous one hour.

One phone call, no names, no holds barred.

I'd rather go one-on-one.

I think it'll be more fun,

and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me.

Hi, everybody. Chris Getherd here.

I know not everybody loves a long intro.

If you're looking to skip to the phone call,

I didn't time it perfectly this time,

but I think it's probably if you skip like seven or eight minutes,

it'll be right towards the beginning of the phone call. Thanks so much.

Hi, everybody. My name's Chris Getherd, and I want to welcome you to beautiful Anonymous,

the show where we explore the human condition one anonymous phone call at a time.

As always, such a joy to be here, such a joy to be talking to you.

This is coming out, and I've got some rare shows. I think people have noticed I've not been going

out on the road lately. I've actually got a couple of shows coming up that are very near and dear to

my heart. On April 13th, I'll be at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater,

which I came up at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York. I'll be at the one in Los Angeles,

April 13th, doing an edition of my show, that show hosted by Chris Gether. This is a variety

show that's been selling out like crazy in New York. It's been super flattering,

super cool. I think it's developing a great reputation for taking some chances and putting

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