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It's business time, baby. You are listening to solo monster. Sounds off. It's such good shit. Mama monster. Come on, dude. I love you. You like fighting a woman? You're saying Vince McMahon is stupid. Is that what you're saying? Oh my god, we're only an hour in. We have two more hours of this.

Who writes this stuff? Bruce? Come over here and find me. I'm the Salomonster. Damn it. Solo monster. Who are you to dope, El Dandy?

This is episode 709 of the Salomonster Sounds Off for Sunday June 20, 2021. I am the Salomonster. Happy Father's Day to all of the dads out there.

Including Roman Reigns, who in recognizing the importance of family and his role as the head of the table, one must be at the table. He made sure to get his business done early on Friday so that he could be home for Father's Day. What a babyface move.

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God, probably what, almost a decade now he's been sitting there. He never moves. He's always in the same spot, at least until I redesign things and get a new website up.

So head on over there if you'd like to do so. I want to say thank you this week to the Portland pop star, Paul Hamilton.

Paul, you are a beast. Thank you.

Knight, stalker, naif, Alcifar, Big Bear, Brian, Basera, Beast Mode, Brock Joseph, the Chicago Slayer, Willie Iker, Billy Hardcore, Habibi.

Diamond Dallas Dance Machine, Harrison, Soap, Velvet Revolver, Robert Murray, the Wichita Workhorse Clayton Edelton, ostentatious, Alan Carter, the Alabama Assassin, Chris Young, New York Punk, Arnold Modesto, Sherrod, Big Daddy Boyd.

I want to say happy birthday to Will Lionheart Rawlings, who turns 29 years old today.

He and his tag team partner, Brian, the Stinger, Timeire. They make up the Cincinnati Bromans.

Brian, let me know that today was your birthday, so I hope it's a good one.

And I want to say happy birthday and send a very special birthday shout out to Alex the Mayor Gleason, who is turning 12 years old.

Maybe you can run for mayor here in New York City. You'd be better than any of the choices I've seen so far.

But Alex, I hope it's a great birthday. I hear you're a fan of the podcast. I want to thank you for listening and I hope you get a very nice gift.

Not that I'm putting any pressure on anyone to buy you a really nice gift, but I hope you get what you want here for your birthday.

And a very special father's day shout out to Raymond, the Mountied Medina, who is not only celebrating his 37th birthday today, but he is also celebrating the birth of his first and only son Noah, who was born this past Tuesday.

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