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Ask Iliza Anything

Spicy In The Brain

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Iliza wants a listener to get their piano back and doesn't tolerate hecklers.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me!

0:27.4

Ask your image! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.4

I feel like whenever I'm trying to test my earphones, AirPods, like you're not like one of the people that's like,

0:39.3

Okay, let me just keep talking, you just sit there and I'm like, can you say something? You're like, absolutely!

0:44.3

I don't know that that's what you're doing, which is always what I'm doing.

0:48.0

Well, I mean that's the yeah, that's always what you're doing. Nice to see you're feeling better.

0:54.9

Yeah, I was real foggy last end of last week. I crashed. We recorded just in time. The back half of last week.

1:01.7

It was tough stuff and now I'm kind of I'm on the mend. I'm less foggy. I'm just tired.

1:06.3

I think that there is like a collective PTSD from COVID and from having COVID like every day or two.

1:11.9

I'm like, I feel like I have COVID. Yeah. And I feel fine and I'm just constantly like,

1:16.7

Is that my throat? Is that my throat? And then you get to a point where you're just like, I can't live like this.

1:23.0

I am just gonna walk through this casino and hope everything's okay.

1:26.2

Yeah, I mean, that's why when I tested, what are we talking about? I was like, yeah, I test,

1:29.2

I'm not, I don't have COVID. I just have a cold. Like, it's fine. And then Friday, I was feeling

1:32.7

real and earlier Thursday and I tested and it was like the pinkest line. It was so, it was like bleeding.

1:38.2

The line was wet and I was just like, oh, well, I don't know if we're at over this existence that we've

1:44.8

created ourselves. But folks, what I'm not over are your questions. I just got back from Las Vegas.

1:50.8

I had a great weekend at the wind. This was your first time at the win, right?

1:56.0

First time at the win. First time literally being there and it was gorgeous.

2:00.8

The Mirage has a special place in my heart. Well, it's not the Mirage anymore. But yeah,

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