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Ask Iliza Anything

You Sit In Your Booster Seat

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Iliza gives her birthday party report and tells a soccer dad to back off.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me!

0:26.9

Ask a laser anything! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.4

I have had this realization. You texted me to set up our podcast time and I

0:40.2

sat in alarm for 15 minutes before. The second the alarm went off, it made me

0:46.6

think I'm hungry. So there's this Pavlovian response because you always make

0:50.7

fun that I eat on the podcast and I don't do it anymore. The second I was like

0:54.3

it's podcast time. I went in and ate some of my birthday cake. There's something

0:59.2

about I think because there's like mind calories burned for this because it's

1:04.9

like you're listening and you're funny and I have to sit still. It makes me and I

1:08.7

tend to eat a lot when I write like it makes me hungry. So it's like ding podcast

1:13.5

cake time, ding podcast carrots. Do you feel full of cake now though? You're good! I

1:19.1

have a fun hack for anybody. I was gonna save it for a top of the cob but I'm

1:22.6

just gonna tell you now. So we're gonna talk about my birthday at some point but

1:27.1

brought home this whole cake. It's good to eat at the party. It wasn't hungry for it at the party.

1:31.5

Put your birthday cake in the microwave for like a little bit longer than you

1:34.7

should because nobody wants cold cake. I hate that. Put your birthday cake in the

1:37.9

microwave for like 30 seconds. Warm birthday cake. It melts the icing a little bit but

1:44.0

then it's just the butter is just more apparent. It is tasty. I'm telling you

1:49.2

zap that cake. Where were you storing it? Were you storing it in the fridge or the freezer?

1:54.3

The fridge. I wasn't it's not like a wedding cake. I'm not gonna keep it.

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