I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armaged an update.

Well, people, in our history, we have seen great speeches by great Americans.

In our 250 year history, man, a great speech is like four score seven years ago.

Ask not what your country can do for you.

I have a dream.

Well, this week in America, boy, we got to see a rambling Adderald-fueled

raping of the English language that frankly hasn't been rivaled in my lifetime. Let's go over

the insanity spewing out of the sewer hole of the guy that wants to date his daughter. First of all,

he talked about tariffs. Yeah, because Trump imposed tariffs on our neighbors, Canada and Mexico.

You know where we get a lot of our stuff from, cars built in Canada by American companies, food and produce, come over for Mexico.

And guess what? Price has went up 25%.

And if you think Canada and Mexico are paying those tariffs, well, you better loosen that

Magahad because you've cut off what little blood flow you had to your good brain.

He did this literally to our neighbors. Our neighbors. America is now the asshole down the block

starting his unmuffled Harley at 4 a.m. then going front lawn to front lawn doing donuts.

In one night, this burnt umber bitch increased prices across the board by 25%. He then bragged about it

during his, look at me, I'm a big boy speech. Trump also talked about taking Greenland and the Panama Canal. So the guy who said he

starts no wars is now starting wars and helping dictators who start wars. So we've gone from the

best economy in the world during Biden, who we cut childhood poverty in half, we helped the homeless get housed and expanded

health care, you know, like Jesus would do. And all those good God-fearing Christians in America said,

my lord, fuck that. Biden's list of accomplishment while turning the country around is long,

but Trump voters, they thought, you know what?

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