I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armigan Update.

Well, since we have our new HHS Secretary, we've had our first measles death in a decade.

Elmo has found less money in fraud and excess in the government than you would find basically

in the seat crack of a 1984 Honda, and Puffy's lawyer quit. That's right.

P. Diddy's lawyer, a dude who defended Osama bin Laden until the end, quit the diddy

dirty money case, you know, because of, well, what he knows. And the lawyer actually said,

I can't disclose what I know because of attorney-client privilege. However, Satan called me and said,

quit. This dude is evil. Rumor is Satan had been invited to the freakouts, but left even before

Will Smith did, allegedly. And we have Sissy Space X, Elmo Scum, Space Karen, and

unelected President hair plugs going through government agencies, cutting budgets,

and firing people that handle food safety, cancer research, air traffic control,

veterans medical care, and the savings are amazing.

65 billion.

No, wait, sorry.

They claimed $8 billion on one case, and it was only $8 million.

Claim savings for programs that weren't case, and it was only $8 million. Claim savings

for programs that weren't approved, and they counted others multiple times, and then on contracts

that weren't even done, not paid, or didn't exist. So, it's under $100 million. They cut

veterans services. That's right, people who heal veterans gone. Yesterday, all the Republicans

voted for a bill that cut health care by 880 billion.

So, do me a favor, people.

Get a generator and a CPAP machine and hook Grandma up.

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