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ποΈ 4 October 2023
β±οΈ 18 minutes
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0:00.0 | I knew that going to the laundromat at 2am was a bad idea, but I didn't have a choice. |
0:08.0 | In less than six hours, I had to be at work and I still had to eat and dinner. |
0:11.6 | The half unpacked remains of my move, they scattered around the cramped studio apartment, |
0:17.5 | and that was how disaster struck. |
0:21.2 | In slow motion, I watched it happen. |
0:23.4 | My neatly pressed work uniform hanging from a chair in the kitchen, the boiling pot of |
0:27.6 | pasta and the open jar of tomato sauce beside it. |
0:30.9 | My fluffy golden cat waffles, gently nudging the jar towards the end of the counter with |
0:36.0 | a single, sadistic paw. |
0:38.7 | Waffles, no, I shouted. |
0:41.9 | Too late. |
0:43.7 | The jar shattered on the floor, the kitchen, and my work uniform now looked like movie props |
0:49.3 | from an 80's slasher flick. |
0:51.5 | Waffles, his eyes wide as though the chaos had been caused by some other cat, scurried off |
0:56.0 | to hide under the bed. |
0:59.7 | I hung my head and turned the spaghetti pot off. |
1:03.3 | Everything else that had just happened to me lately, and now this, I was starting a new |
1:08.3 | job and living out of my suitcase on a seedy side of town, because of a messy breakup |
1:13.5 | with my ex-boyfriend Nate. |
1:15.8 | Just three days before I was starting over from nothing, I really needed this job. |
1:21.9 | I couldn't afford to show up covered in tomato sauce stains on my first day. |
1:25.4 | It's cursing at stuff that crimson spattered clothing into a laundry bag and trudge downstairs. |
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