Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:58:22 I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12 A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08 A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19 The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23 DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02 Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03 Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, March 24th, 20205.
0:03.5	Coming up on the program today, what's worse than teenage piss and hot pot broth?
0:08.0	How about herpes piss and a water cooler?
0:10.7	A tale of a little dirty boy and his little dirty dicks.
0:13.9	And do you suffer from whore personality disorder?
0:17.2	Learn the symptoms today on D.
0:22.3	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by Tin Henson for Tim Henson.
0:30.0	Hi, my name is Tim Henson, and in these uncertain economic times, I found myself searching for new income opportunities.
0:39.7	Why not put me to work for you?
0:45.9	I don't have many skills, and I'm not very talented. But after hosting a world-renowned podcast for over 10 years, I've learned a few things. One, it's hard to make a living hosting a world-renowned
0:52.1	podcast. Two, banks will stop issuing you new credit cards if you max out your current cards and refuse to make payments.
0:59.5	Three, I'm a pretty fantastic singer.
1:02.7	Why not hire me for that?
1:04.5	I don't know a lot of songs, except for Hubastank.
1:07.2	If you want me to sing a Hubastank song, I'm your man.
1:11.1	A reason to start over new.
1:17.7	And the reason is you.
1:22.5	I found a reason to show.
1:32.3	Is there something more than what I've been handed?
1:37.3	I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answers.
1:41.3	You just heard both of Hubastank songs.
1:43.4	Like would you hear?
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