That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:40:18 Men In Black – THe Adult Film 15:52:04 Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14 Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24 Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07 Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06 Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14 A […]

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0:00.0	Have you ever heard a man slurp feces from a funnel?
0:07.2	Heard about the Jesuits detonating a seaman bomb over Canada?
0:11.1	All of Canada has been buccockied.
0:13.8	I cannot describe to you the smell.
0:16.5	Met the woman.
0:17.4	Who's married to the leader of the Autobots?
0:19.3	You know, Optimus Prime is my husband, nigger.
0:22.9	Or learn the fine art of toilet water tasting.
0:25.8	Oh, that's a good toilet water.
0:27.3	You will.
0:28.2	And the podcast that will bring it to you, Distorted View Daily.
0:33.9	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, March 21st, 2025 coming up on the program today.
0:38.2	If you ever thought to yourself, the movie Men in Black needed more gay sex,
0:42.4	boy did you come on a good night.
0:44.1	Plus, an incels plea for a few hot sluts, a teacher gets caught looking at porn,
0:48.9	and don't you think it's time Jesus got a new hairdo?
0:52.3	All coming up today.
0:55.9	And the one.
0:56.9	And the two.
0:58.8	Potato.
1:02.6	I'm a potato.
1:07.6	I'm not a carrot, an olive, some broccoli or a tomato.
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