Take that Solo and Shove It

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

"We're not three minutes in and I want to puke," groans Christi as Dance Moms moves away from recaps and back into the thick of it with "Recital Rebellion". It's time once again for the annual ALDC recital and, in the intervening weeks since filming, it seems that something has gone amiss because even before Pyramid begins its clear everyone is on edge. No one more-so than Kelly, who is immediately greeted with Paige being placed at the bottom of the Pyramid for a minor error. When Kelly points out Maddie wouldn't have been held to such a standard, Abby punishes Paige by making her the only child who has to learn a new solo for the recital. This outrages Kelly as it's a clear attack against her daughter, but Abby won't budge. Consequently Kelly pulls her daughters from the recital, resulting in Abby staging a scene demanding another child take Paige's place, which nobody wants to do (so of course she has Maddie take it).

Admits the prep for the recital Abby gifts the girls pieces from her new clothing line. Christi notes this is less of a gift and more of "Free Abby Promotion" with the girls as her billboards. The girls in turn also compete for the cover of Dance Track Magazine, which despite Abbys best efforts to skew the costume choices, doesn't go to a Ziegler for once! Plus can Jill make Pyramid with her own recital performance? Tune-in to find out!

Quotes

“It's season 3 episode 30. It's fucking episode 30, like how many episodes is this god forsaken season?" (26:55-27:02 | Christi)
“There's something coming up that I say and I would never say those words in my life. It was the stupidest thing I ever heard. I sound like a doofus when I say it. I'm like who wrote that? I must have been tired. Either that or drunk! I'll say it I'm drunk! Whatever you need me to say, can I go home?” (46:04-46:25 | Christi & Kelly)
“You're out! Call the cops! Why? What did you do? Hey but I got a cute haircut! Look for the one with cute trendy haircut! It's really cute, long in the front and short in the back. Oh gosh now I'm going to be bald. It'll be like go find the bald lady.” (1:08:18-1:08:35 | Christi & Kelly)
“I love that you said just improve. What?! How do I sign up for this kind of treatment? I know! Like where is the line? I wanna sign my name on it!” (1:25:07-1:25:19 | Christi & Kelly)

Links

Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w

Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre

Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510

Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiak

Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance,
0:06.5	da, eh, it is.
0:07.5	Can you feel it, can you take it, can you come and freeze that, all of this electricity do it right now?
0:16.0	B-b-b-b-b-b- now.
0:18.0	Turn the volume up.
0:19.0	Locking me your electricity.
0:22.0	Hello Bicuts. welcome back to the bar. It's Bicht's number one, Christie, and Bich Number 2, Kelly.
0:28.6	Oh boy, Cal. I know, I know. It's like, oh, I know you don't want to talk about it but now the big
0:36.8	announcement has been made which I think you need to hear this episode so for those of you who don't know, it came out last week. Who did the article, Cal?
0:49.0	E.T. E.T. Kelly has breast cancer. Yeah, me. Yeah, I'm doing good though. So far. So good. You're doing, I think you're doing great. Truly, I think you're doing really great I think you're doing really great and I know that you have bad days where just
1:07.2	Emotional not yeah, you've had emotional days, but I think that you're think you're doing amazing.
1:13.2	I'm trying.
1:14.7	I just keep thinking to myself, I made it through dance moms, I can make it through cancer, right?
1:19.5	I'm not even kidding.
1:21.7	I'm not, how many times have we said that so each. I know so we'll see how I
1:28.4	pulled up. I was watching this episode this morning thinking to myself oh my gosh like I think it's
1:33.8	worse the cancer it's this episode settle settle down that that's a big statement
1:40.0	I was having a hard time this this episode well you're also having a hard time this episode.
1:43.4	Well, you're also having a hard day.
1:45.4	Like I think, yeah, yeah, it's been a rough day today.
1:48.2	Yeah.
1:49.2	Here's the thing is I think everybody wants to hear more and I think that now that you've and I don't want to speak for you but now that you've said you know like this is what's happening and it's been made public.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -301 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.