Tales From The Crypt

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The Closing Ceremonies Tom Cruise Anchovy mouth 2023/2024 has been tough for us! Bryan’s mom & her long term rehab center QVC addiction Bryan’s elevator troubles Tales from the crypt! Dog karma Barking Blue Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thecommercialbreak/ https://www.instagram.com/bryanwgreen/ https://www.instagram.com/tcbkrissy/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@tcbpodcast Visit our website: https://tcbpodcast.com/ CREDITS: Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I feel like in my 30s is where I really started to come to terms with who the fuck I actually was,
0:04.8	and more importantly, who's wronged me?
0:07.0	That's when I knew I was grown.
0:19.0	On this episode of the commercial break. I'm taking multiple trips, multiple trips.
0:22.0	We're talking like 40 trips up and down, up and down, try to get in this elevator.
0:25.4	It got to one point when the cart was empty, I would just lug it down the stairs because I was getting the
0:29.3	sick of waiting for the elevator that is as slow as some of the people in the facility.
0:34.0	I'm like you don't have to match the speed of the people who live here.
0:38.0	You can actually go.
0:40.0	The problem is...
0:41.0	I know.
0:42.0	It's terrible, It's terrible. And I know I'm not too far off from one of these places too.
0:47.0	So I'm kind of depressed because I'm like, Jesus, just putting me out of my misery.
0:51.0	The next episode of the Commercial Break
0:55.0	starts now.
0:57.0	Oh yeah, Captain Kittens,
1:01.0	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:03.1	I'm Brian Green.
1:04.0	This is my dear friend, co-host of this show,
1:06.4	Kristen Joy Holy, best to you, Chris.
1:08.6	Best to you, Bryder.
1:09.8	Best to you out there in the podcast, Universe.
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