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The Commercial Break

TCB Infomercial: Ari Shaffir

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Episode #694: An uneventful Super Bowl  Comedian & podcaster Ari Shaffir is our guest today! Bill Murray & his Blood Brothers concert A yahoo email address… in 2025!!! Ari Shaffir: The Farewell Tour Kanye is a master troll… Just like Ari Beginnings of the podcast industry Comedy & international traveling Ari likes a challenge Berlin is cool and wild! “You Be Trippin” favorite guest Controversial podcast guests The starfish metaphor Special Guest: Ari Shaffir Tickets to Ari's new show: The Farewell Tour Watch "You Be Trippin" Podcast on Youtube Watch “America’s Sweetheart” on Netflix _______________ Watch episode #694 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

As a small business owner, my favourite thing about posting a job on LinkedIn is that when I hit send, I clock out and LinkedIn clocks in.

0:07.0

LinkedIn makes it easy to post your job for free. Get qualified candidates and manage them all in one place.

0:12.9

Plus, LinkedIn extends the reach of your job posts by allowing you to share it with your network.

0:17.7

And hiring managers that add a hiring frame to their LinkedIn profiles receive

0:22.0

two times more qualified applicants go to linkton.com slash agree to post your job for free terms and

0:28.4

conditions apply here we go you may start at the feet or you're me start at the head because I'm

0:33.8

really wanting to blister some of y'all's haircuts, amen? That's right.

0:40.8

I mean, you're in an independent Baptist church, and you've got a King James Bible in your hand, and you've got a contemporary liberal hairdo. What in the world is wrong with you?

0:45.9

Would you boys quit trying to look like the world? You ain't as cool as you think you are.

0:51.1

You ain't as tough as you think you are. Or to get you a haircut that's high and

0:55.3

tied over your ears and off your collar line. And look why somebody that's been to the

1:00.9

barbershop instead of the beauty salon. Amen. On this episode of the commercial break.

1:14.3

I learned the words to like beef, and then I'd like, what beef?

1:17.9

And then they point to a giant sign of like 30 different beef dishes.

1:20.8

And like, ah, all right, just guess.

1:24.5

Not the dog.

1:25.7

Not the dog.

1:27.5

Please.

1:28.7

Yeah, I had dog once.

1:30.0

I got on it, but I saw it on the menu once.

1:31.7

I was too more.

1:32.5

Did you really?

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