There's Bass Ass In The Chattahoochee Coochee!

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Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Episode #693: The Great American Ramblin’ Raft Race Stories about the Chattahoochee River Waterways fool of feces It Ends With Us drama… Bryan gets it wrong again! The Oscars Emilia Perez… more Hollywood controversy Wicked was the best movie of the year! Trump is trolling us. Guy Fieri’s Ultimate Cruise Takeover The Margaritaville Cruise Watch episode #693 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Sun Express Airlines.
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0:46.6	place, take a look of yourself that make a change. On this episode of the commercial break.
0:57.0	And I'm not naive enough to believe that there's not poop in most of our waterways.
1:01.4	That's probably how it works.
1:02.8	That's how it's worked for eons and decades, you know, since humans have been around.
1:05.9	And animals have been around.
1:07.0	Animals, yeah, animals poop in that water all the time, too.
1:09.9	All the bass poop.
1:10.9	Listen, I can get over that. The bass poop. That's what I worry about is the bass poop.
1:15.9	Bass ass. That's what I'm worried about. When I'm going down that Chattahoochee River, I think about bass ass.
1:23.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:32.1	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
1:33.8	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:35.4	I'm Brian Green.
1:36.1	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.
1:38.2	Chris and Joy Haudley.
1:39.6	Best to you, Chris, Ed.
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