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The Commercial Break

TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook Returns!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Episode#706: Kelsey Cook is back! Love is Blind: Season 8 is full of dirt! Checking off bucket list items Taylor Tomlison & Nikki Glaser  Figuring out a balance between being a comedian and having a normal life Life in Minnesota The jealousy switch Youtube and its cesspool of comments The place Kelsey won't go back with her tour A shift in the nature of comedy specials The social media impact A true Justin Timberlake fan Watch episode #706 on Youtube KELSEY'S LINKS: Follow Kelsey on Instagram Kelsey's Tour dates Watch “Mark Your Territory” on Youtube Listen to “Pretend Problems Podcast” with Kelsey Cook & Chad Daniels Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

An IUD can stay in you for eight years.

0:03.0

So after they're done, the nurse hands you a sticker with a date on it.

0:11.0

Of eight years from that day,

0:14.0

so you know when to replace it.

0:16.0

So I just pop that on my windshield next to my oil change sticker.

0:29.7

Where else am I going to put that thing?

0:33.7

I got one that says Valvaline, one that says vulvaline.

0:34.5

I just like that. Just keep an eye.

0:40.3

I told my dad about the sticker thing, and he goes,

0:43.3

oh, that's interesting.

0:44.3

I wonder if it works the same way as a car

0:47.3

where it goes by either the date or the mileage.

0:50.3

LAUGHTER On this episode of the commercial break

1:01.2

And making a triumphant return to the show is Kelsey Kelsey.

1:05.6

Welcome back.

1:06.5

Yay.

1:07.1

Hi, guys.

1:07.9

Thanks for having me back.

1:09.4

Well, we couldn't be happier that you agreed to come back on the show.

1:13.4

Not something that happens very often. Surprised. We're surprised. You guys are great. I love it.

1:19.1

You know, we often say on the show that there's only two reasons why someone comes on the show. They're on their way up or on their way down.

1:25.7

I love it. You are definitely on the way.

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