Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne with me Judge John

Hodgman, the titular, Judge John Hodgman. Oh Jesse I've never been more

titular.

So titular to be here for this, I believe, our second

Members Only Mailbag, I like to call it the Memboe mailbags because it sounds gross, sort of, kind of as gross as titular if you think about it.

So Chachman, we've been approaching the titularity.

Repeat offenders is our new segment on the member mailbag.

First up is Sasha. Sasha is asking for a clarification on a ruling you made in the

New York Times magazine. Oh, okay.

Sasha says, my friend Joe Allen hosted a pie-themed party.

Awesome.

Joe Allen ordered a pizza pie.

I brought Empanadas and Karen brought a coffee king. In the New York Times you

ruled in my favor and said Karen's offering was not a pie. Since then he's

maintained that both Joe Ellen and I did not bring pies either.

either.

Please tell Karen he is wrong.

Let me make sure I understand.

Joe Ellen hosted a pie theme party.

Yeah.

Which is frankly terrific first sentence for any short story I would read the whole thing.

Yep.

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