The Right to a Speedy Denial

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Would you hide a speeding ticket from your spouse? That's what Aram did! He eventually confessed. But he won't tell his wife, Liz, which of their friends colluded with him to keep it a secret. Liz brings Aram to court to find the truth! Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne this week, The Right to a Speedy Denial.
0:09.0	Liz brings the case against her husband, Arram.
0:13.0	Arram enlisted a friend to help him hide a speeding ticket from Liz.
0:18.1	He since confessed to receiving the ticket, but he refuses to tell Liz which of the couple's friends aided and abetted.
0:26.5	Liz says it's cruel to keep this information hidden.
0:30.4	Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide.
0:33.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:38.6	Oh, this thing is running great!
0:41.6	It's just running great! It's so smooth into the curves. What did you do, Claudio?
0:47.0	I adjust the caster and camber and correct the tire pressure.
0:51.0	Oh, what a difference!
0:54.0	Bail of Jesse Thorne please swear them in.
0:57.0	Liz and Arum please rise and raise your right hands.
1:00.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you, God or whatever.
1:06.0	Yes, I do.
1:08.0	I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that we've been friends for 20 years and have never told the other one about anything in that entire time.
1:18.0	Yes, I do.
1:19.0	Yes.
1:20.0	Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.
1:21.0	We keep our secrets, But today, I reveal them, because we're recording,
1:28.0	it's a rare Friday afternoon recording. We don't do this normally we record on a Monday, but here we are the end of the week.
1:37.2	Spring has sprung to the point of summer here in Brooklyn. It's the it's a Friday evening where I am evening of a long weekend and I'm
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