Ted Cruz And Greg Abbott Are Going To Hell

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🗓️ 28 May 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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God and Satan discuss the mass shooting that took place in Uvalde, Texas. God rages against the politicians who offers thoughts and prayers while taking millions of dollars from the NRA. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, it's weird for me they never say what their thoughts or
0:06.0	prayers are. Maybe the thought and prayer is please don't take away my guns. God
0:11.0	please don't take away my guns. The thought is I can't believe these stupid
0:15.8	idiots are letting me get away with this and the prayer is please please please
0:20.6	please give me more of that sweet and our everybody. I'm not a rich Satan so I
0:26.8	can't really afford going to, you know, expensive bistros every time. Really
0:31.0	Bangobango hasn't been paying out lately. Well, you know, all that money went
0:35.0	into the water slide. The water park I'm trying to set up. The Bangobango
0:39.7	hurricane harbor ripoff. We've got one of those inhabitants called Noah's Ark
0:46.4	Water Park. Yes, Michigan, Kelly and Megan Fox are Satanists and they I created
0:56.4	them in a lab. We messed up on Michigan Kelly a little bit.
1:01.3	Absolutely distorted, Megan Fox, Michigan Kelly. There's a few misses. I'll be
1:05.1	honest, you know.
1:18.7	Hi everyone. God here and you're listening to The God Pod. This week was another
1:25.1	week in America. There was a disastrous mass shooting. As you may have heard,
1:32.9	19 children and two adults were killed in Uvalde, Texas. That is why right now
1:40.5	I would like to observe a moment of silence for their loss.
1:47.0	Okay. Satan, are you there? Yeah. So, listener, just so you know, it's just me and Satan
1:59.8	today. God and Satan. We gave psyche who is eight months pregnant the day off because she doesn't
2:07.4	need to be talking about this. Most has talked out of the last second. He couldn't either.
2:12.6	But, uh, Satan, you've bravely showed up. Yeah. Maybe stupidly.
2:20.7	Wow, man. Maybe I shouldn't have showed up today. Really? For reals?
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