Joseph Smith Reviews ‘Under The Banner Of Heaven’

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🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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The Mormon prophet Joseph Smith returns to the God Pod to review the new Hulu show “Under The Banner Of Heaven,” which is based on the true story of a double homicide in Utah. Later on, God, Joseph Smith and Mary Magdalene discuss transphobic comedians and look to George Carlin for advice. Finally, God and pals discuss stale communion crackers and their effect on taxes. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, who's a bigger piece of shit? You or Brigham Young?
0:06.0	Oh, definitely Brigham. What a piece of total garbage. The church was supposed to go to my son and Brigham Young.
0:12.0	He got the big university name back for him. It's not Joseph Smith University. What's up with that?
0:17.0	Well, because he's the one who took the saints across the plains over to Utah and blah, blah, blah, whatever Brigham Young can suck it.
0:26.0	Catholics are way worse than Mormons, right? Am I right?
0:32.0	I'm just saying, are children safe at your church, too, Joseph?
0:36.0	No. Are they safe at any church?
0:41.0	So when the Catholic church loses, will they just try to start like a multi-level marketing business campaign?
0:47.0	How does this work for... I mean, because I know Mormons are really good at that.
0:50.0	Well, step into my office, Joseph, because it actually is the original MLM? I'll explain.
1:10.0	Hi, everybody. God here. You're listening to The God Pod.
1:16.0	Make sure to subscribe to The God Pod and help us conquer the podcasting universe.
1:21.0	Subscribe now. Thanks. And if you've been enjoying The God Pod, make sure to write us a review.
1:27.0	What read your review on The Pod? Be it good or bad? I'm here today with my pals, Mary Magdalene.
1:33.0	Hello. How was your weekend, Mary?
1:36.0	I'm not bad. Kind of chill, you know, just taking it easy.
1:39.0	Same here, same here. And for some reason, Jesus is gone today.
1:44.0	And Moses is not here also. I don't know if they call it the flu or what?
1:49.0	It's ahead of Pride Month, so I think Jesus is handling the man's cape.
1:54.0	And he's going to be ready.
1:57.0	Moses, I, you know, I just hope he's not gone for the other four months.
2:01.0	Find out next time on The God Pod. What where the hell word Jesus and Moses? I don't know.
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