The 7 Year Jock Itch

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:46:22 Vocal Runs 07:15:17 McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06 Incel Documentary 24:25:03 A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00 Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17 A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07 Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending The Distorted […]

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0:00.0	A rogue bounty hunter with multiple DUIs is forced to peddle his way to personal vengeance as he pursues a crooked laundromat owner who murdered his wife in cold blood.
0:11.8	With his only means of transportation a 1961 girl-Schwin Starlet bicycle, this chase is anything but fast pace.
0:18.9	Get ready for 10 speeds of justice on tonight's movie, Spin Cycle.
0:25.1	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, January 3rd, 2025.
0:28.6	Coming up on the program today, Mr. Rogers baits his big fat dong in the neighborhood,
0:33.5	plus the custody battle that might just end with nuclear war,
0:41.8	anally loaded whipped cream, and the man with the 100-year jockage.
0:43.9	All this, plus your voicemails today.
0:51.8	Today's Distorted View podcast is brought to you by... This is Jim Backus for Levy's Lazy Boy Shop.
0:54.5	For years you've identified me with...
0:56.6	I can't believe.
0:59.0	Number one, I ordinarily do not read this kind of shit.
1:07.5	However, that's no excuse for being a total fuck-up
1:10.8	and a screaming incompetent.
1:14.7	Turn it on.
1:16.4	Slate.
1:17.5	I'm going to sell this piece of shit if it's the last thing I do.
1:20.9	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
1:24.6	I'm going to touch the feces and masturbate with it.
1:27.8	Full bloom aids.
1:29.5	S.M.H.
1:32.1	I think that means shaking my head.
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