…And A Happy Jigoo Year!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Best of Show today as we celebrate the new year. Back tomorrow for another Sideshow exclusive episode! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […]

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0:00.0	Well, freaks, we did it. Whether you thrived in 2024 or you merely stumbled through the past 12 months, you made it through. And that's something to celebrate, I think. You didn't give in to those urges to, you know, why don't you just...
0:18.6	Kill yourself. Yeah, those intrusive thoughts.
0:23.9	I'm so glad you guys are still here with me as we start another year on TV tomorrow.
0:31.0	Today I'm taking off.
0:32.9	Also, if you're not a side show member, we're not going to be starting the new year until Friday.
0:37.3	Because tomorrow's episode's going to be side show exclusive.
0:39.8	One more reason to sign up.
0:41.6	Hey, let's start the year off right.
0:44.7	Kick 2025 off by becoming a true and honorable freak.
0:48.9	Impress your friends and family.
0:51.1	Become one of my buddies.
0:52.8	We're all just jacking our fleshy dongs together over there on the side show.
0:56.9	Sign up right now, distorted view.com.
0:59.4	Today I've got a real ancient episode.
1:02.6	We're going way back.
1:03.7	We're going so far back.
1:04.9	I think I sound different.
1:07.0	I may not have gone through puberty when I was recording this episode of the show.
1:12.0	This is from 2010.
1:13.7	It's got a little something for everyone and no one.
1:16.9	It's a Tuesday episode, and we did a sex-tastic Tuesday story.
1:20.7	Oh, it's a doozy.
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