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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The Blue Origin Broads Backlash w/ Thomas Lennon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! The 2 Bears 5k is this Sunday! There’s still time to sign up and join us in Tampa at Raymond James Stadium! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com/#intro SPONSORS: - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code CAVE to sign up for your FREE trial. - Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. - You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com - Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. - Head to https://policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer is joined by legendary funnyman and certified bear Thomas Lennon for one of the wildest rides yet. No stranger to confrontations, Thomas tells Bert some stories about a fight he got into in the real-world and the internet. They dive into the Amazon reviews of Mein Kampf, unpack the all-female Blue Origin space flight, and debate which celebs should be launched into orbit next. Thomas also opens up about working with Christopher Nolan, shares the weirdest thing he’s ever used his fame for, and the two squirm over some spelunking stories. The two also discuss claustrophobia, Tom's basketball injury, suicide pods in Switzerland, and whether getting beat up by a woman is a fair fight. From film criticism to Karen moments, to the legendary Pink Palace, this episode has it all! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 286 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:23 - Mein Kampf 00:06:34 - Women In Space 00:11:03 - Happy Endings 00:18:18 - Back To The Lady Astronauts 00:22:37 - Thrill Seeking 00:26:00 - Caves 00:35:53 - A Funny Death 00:40:05 - Fame 00:45:47 - Tom's Broken Body 00:49:37 - Swiss Unalive Pods 00:56:38 - The Man Who Would Be King 00:59:44 - Christopher Nolan Movies 01:07:24 - Film Criticism 01:22:27 - Confrontations 01:34:57 - Cop Stuff 01:39:34 - Karen Moments 01:42:57 - Can't We All Just Get Along 01:49:38 - Couples Therapy & The Space Draft 01:55:31 - Body Acceptance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out. The Two Bears 5K is this

0:07.5

Sunday. Come join us at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Bay, Florida. And if you haven't trained,

0:13.7

don't worry. I ran the L.A. Marathon with no training. You can run a 5K with zero training.

0:19.8

Bet someone in your office right now that you can do it and beat them with no training.

0:23.7

Make it fun.

0:24.4

Go to 2 Bears 5K.com.

0:26.7

Sign up.

0:27.4

Join us in person in Tampa.

0:28.7

It is going to be a day of festivities.

0:31.3

It's a celebration.

0:32.8

Every fitness level, every celebrity level, it's a party, there's food,

0:38.9

there's music, it's a great time.

0:41.5

If you can't join us in person, you can do this virtually.

0:44.3

You will still get your shirt, your sweatbands, your metal.

0:49.3

Go to 2 Bears 5K.com right now and get on the field with us.

0:51.4

Come join us, come run, or do it at home.

0:52.1

Just do it.

0:52.6

Do it.

0:53.8

100%.

1:01.9

My grandfather used to always have a pen in his, if you ever wore a suit,

1:03.4

which was only to like funerals and things.

1:04.6

He was born in 1902.

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