Hello, if you're listening to this, you're hearing the very first compilation episode

of Fantastic with me, Dana Carvey.

And this first clip is a little run I got on Jordan Peterson.

So enjoy.

The first thing that made me laugh over the weekend, I didn't want to be mean about it,

but Jordan Peterson.

Now, first, I should probably set him up.

Okay.

No, Jordan Peterson, he's an icon writer, he's from Canada.

He wrote books like 12 rules for life.

So he was really big on how to live this proper, great life.

Seem this completely buttoned down conservative Canadian.

You know, rule number 11 in life, you got to make your bed.

That'll keep you in good shape there if your bed's made.

You know, so he was just this straight lace Canadian, very popular.

Jordan Peterson.

I like him, but there's something twisty and ironic about what happened to him.

So apparently he gets kind of tripped out.

First, he goes on the lion diet.

Basically, my daughter got me on the lion diet and ate just beef and grass for a week.

It left me and I had to make notes.

I whenever I would stand up, I would black out and I had a sense of impending doom and

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