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🗓️ 2 March 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Santa and the Holy Spirit hang out with God to discuss Jesus partying too hard at Mardi Gras, Mrs. Clauses’ hospital visit, and Santa invites God over to play with blocks. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn if the soul leaves the body when you fart, do gingers lack souls, what’s the deal with speaking in tongues, would Krampus or Chuck Norris win in a fight, why did God create the appendix, what happened to Pajama Janice, and will God create a fungus among us. And on ‘The GD News,’ the GOP wants to pass a bill that enables them to sue anyone who calls them homophobic. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The Godpot!
0:02.7	I'm a pretty good pickpockets, so I'll take...
0:05.5	Chris A... I was gonna say Chris Hanson, that's different.
0:07.7	Chris Angel!
0:08.8	Once you ever see it right over there, and I'll do cementing.
0:11.3	I just want to just have a seat.
0:13.1	That was a good... That would have been a great show!
0:15.3	A little tecach magician?
0:17.0	Or it's to catch a predator, but then you do up close magic for them.
0:23.4	It used to be a lot better before all these friggin' hospitals popped up.
0:28.1	But if somebody pissed me off, I could just...
0:30.9	Pfft! Popped in our appendix.
0:32.2	So can and gods against modern medicine? Is that where we're landing?
0:35.9	Haha!
0:36.9	No!
0:40.1	Your movie, what's your movie again?
0:41.6	Habermint Bark Bear!
0:43.2	Hmm, what happens in that?
0:45.0	Somehow a polar bear, because it's the North Pole, he gets a hold of some, um,
0:49.3	Habermint Bark.
0:50.9	That was left out after a Christmas party.
0:54.1	One of the elves, they don't know this.
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