God Answers Question From ChatGPT About The Meaning Of Life

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🗓️ 27 February 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Mary Mags joins God to talk pestilence, the common cold, Jedi Mary Mags AI art, and lightsaber etiquette. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover if God would rather hunt or be hunted by a vengeful orangutan, did Jesus have kids, will militant leftist unicorns become a thing, what’s the deal with the book of Revelations, will God tell a bot its purpose in life, and why is God keeping Kissinger alive. On ‘TV Talk With Mary Mags,’ they speculate about the hit movie ‘The VelociPastor,’ and run down a list of favorite shows. Mark Wahlberg’s forehead ash cross and ChatGPT writing church sermons are featured on ‘JFC LOL.” And finally, on ‘The GD News,’ theocratic SATs, Ron DeSantis avoids talking about his corrupt past, and Tucker Carlson gets caught pushing election fraud B.S. All that and more on… The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on The God帝
0:02.8	Jane Goodall didn't tell us everything, so what she spent that a few years with them.
0:07.4	She didn't get into the orangutan CIA.
0:10.3	No, because she was in too deep.
0:11.8	Way too deep. Maybe Jane Goodall is like a sleeper agent for the orangutans.
0:16.8	Has anybody thought about that?
0:18.5	Oh!
0:20.6	I just want to admit this first that you have social anxiety, so people need to be patient with you.
0:25.6	Really? You take that I have social anxiety?
0:28.6	I've seen you, I've seen you outside.
0:30.6	I've seen you at the office parties.
0:32.0	You're trying your best, but I get it.
0:34.0	It's amazing that you know me better than that took me, you know, like 2000 years to realize.
0:40.3	Oh!
0:42.3	I like to watch TV in the dark after midnight.
0:46.1	That's the work.
0:47.3	That's the best time.
0:48.5	Stress-free, you know, the trickle of prayers has really died down.
0:52.9	Except for that's when Australia wakes up?
0:55.7	Luckily though, Australia is much less religious.
0:58.7	Oh, really?
0:59.7	Yeah, that's why they love the Godpot down there.
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