THE HOLY SPIRIT RETURNS!

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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TODAY ON THE GOD POD: The Trinity is reformed when the Holy Spirit returns to talk about Hanson, Elvis, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with God and Jesus. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll find out if the Holy Ghost haunts humans, if the Trinity is just slime mold, if God is the most important meal of the day, what God thinks about milking nuts, how Jesus and Judas are doing in couples therapy, why God is so chill now, and how it feels to have Jesus inside you. On ‘JFC LOL,’ the gang talks the Jesus fast diet, porn IDs, and God’s analysis of the lyrics of ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith. Late breaking news on ‘The GD News,’ when David Miscavige is finally served in the human trafficking case, and God pays his respects to Jimmy Carter. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on the god pod welcome back to the god bottle always bear with you
0:05.5	And you guys like I'm so sorry. It's for it's all so good to see you
0:14.4	I've been building my brand a
0:18.9	Baby is God's opinion the world should go on okay, aww. That was so beautiful
0:24.2	Oh, you've never heard that cliche before you know, I came up with that just now everybody
0:28.2	I also genuinely thought you thought of that just now and I kind of thought you were like a bit of a poet
0:35.2	What's a poet except someone that says things you've never heard before and a way you didn't know wow that's poetry
0:44.6	It's good to have an ally here. Thank you. God people love his movies and he doesn't talk about his
0:51.2	Evolving was with the church. So yeah, he just gives so much money to them
0:54.8	He's like one of their biggest benefactors. Here's the thing. Holy spirit. Jesus is just so
1:00.6	forgiving hot. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's both both of those two things
1:17.3	You don't laugh at my jokes the first time
1:20.2	Keep shoving them down your throat and tell somebody laughs. I'm just gonna keep saying them until nobody laughs
1:27.1	I'm gonna be like did you hear me?
1:32.2	Hello, this thing on we heard you we heard you there are too afraid to laugh Jesus haven't you heard?
1:39.2	God's a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh or maybe I'm just not funny
1:45.4	Maybe my jokes are
1:47.7	messed up God like we can't always hit them out of the park
1:58.3	Got to say that was a good one that's a prank cuz at the last second I was like no
2:07.5	That makes I was like one of the best moments in the Bible
2:11.0	really because, you know, you're reading along. You're just like, what? God, no, you didn't. God,
2:19.9	you silly bitch. Especially since it took them like what, like over 40 years to conceive, something
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