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God except for except for the fact that today I have completely sunburnt my thighs.

Catherine I have sunburnt my thighs and it's sore and the cat the young

light full image just it is a delightful image actually for a lot of women and

men out there might be scary for children but they should be in bed by now

I was sat here in short with

sunburnt legs and Patty, she's a cat, jumped up and climbed up my bare leg using just claws. Using just claws.

She's not a cat, she's a cow.

The cat are very excited because the dog has gone. We have sent the dog back to the dog shop.

It has gone back to the home where it lives and it will not be coming back.

So the cats have got free reign of the house.

And to celebrate, they've been, two of them have been climbing the curtains.

Literally climbing the curtains.

Don't snort.

Well, they can't blow up balloons what they supposed to do.

Exactly.

Good evening dear listener, the late night alternative, my oh my, you don't know how close we came to blowing this

entire gig off tonight as the very complicated

computer-based system we use to make this show happen wasn't working and after four

attempts I was about literally four attempts I was thinking let's have a night off but no

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