Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Late night Ian Lee on talk radio. I've got a mouse for the sausage.

Grab a pussy.

We have a cat and we take it.

Popcats everywhere.

Wave your hands up in here.

Please do it. It. We do it.

Let's get you it. Come on everyone.

Oh, three, four, 99, one thousand is the telephone number if you want to give us a call.

This is the late night alternative.

I am man.

You are woman.

And you want to hear her roar.

Let's go to Russ. Good evening Russ.

Good evening, you saw, how are you?

I'm feeling generous, you can have two each.

Okay, I'm so glad you're not the boring rust that only calls us when we're not here.

You're the good rust that calls us when we're going to do that. You're allowed to call us when we're not here but there's a

boring rust that calls us when we're not here because he's a

knob there's loads of callers right that call the show when we're not here some of

them are banned for being liars some of them being a just weirdos who think we have a vendetta against them but all of them all of them are

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