The left doesn't want you to spit on that thing.

Hello, hello, and welcome back to A BitFruity, the podcast where my philosophy on sex has always been the same.

You should have as much of it as you want, especially if it's gay. Earlier this

month, a 26-year-old, semi-successful right-wing social media influencer named Ashley St. Clair made

an announcement. Ashley is perhaps best known for her anti-trans children's book called Elephants Are Not Birds,

which, you guessed it, is about a young elephant who is tricked into thinking he can become a

bird. Elephants Are Not Birds is published by Brave Books, a right-wing book publisher

that, quote, partners with people of moral integrity

to teach complex Christian and conservative values. And so, on Valentine's Day, just a few days

ago, Ashley St. Clair's announcement to the world was this. Moria, would you like to read it so

we can get like a woman?

The feminine touch, yeah. Five months ago, I welcomed a new baby into the world. Elon Musk is the

father. I have not previously disclosed this to protect our child's privacy and safety, but in recent

days it has become clear that tabloid media intends to do so, regardless

of the harm it will cause. I intend to allow our child to grow in a normal and safe environment.

For that reason, I ask that the media honor our child's privacy and refrain from invascing reporting.

And at the bottom, it says, media, Brian Gilclitch, Digital Strategy Limited, Brian at

Digital Strategy Limited.com.

That was really good.

That was good.

You're ready to, you're ready to play the Ashley St. Clair biopic.

Yes, absolutely.

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