The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://zbiotics.com/YMH and use YMH at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and use code YMH at checkout. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton. Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious! Your Mom’s House Ep. 795 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips 00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol? 00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent 00:13:41 - RPC 00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit 00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form 00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels 00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You 00:31:38 - The Royal "We" 00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman 00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality? 00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting 00:48:44 - Cancel Culture 00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats 00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny 01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh 01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell 01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best 01:17:47 - Classic Comedies 01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Battle Creek, Michigan, I am coming to the Fire Keepers Casino on Friday, May 9th.
0:04.5	Tickets go on presale next week on Thursday, February 6th at 10 a.m. Eastern with the code
0:09.4	Tommy, T-O-M-M-M-Y.
0:11.7	Later this week, Savannah, Georgia, and North Charleston, South Carolina.
0:15.3	Tickets and info is at tomsecura.com slash tour.
0:20.2	Welcome.
0:20.7	Welcome. Welcome.
0:23.9	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:30.6	What's everybody?
0:32.2	It's time for another podcast.
0:34.3	We have a very exciting episode today.
0:35.9	Gene, how are you feeling?
0:36.6	I'm excited.
0:39.7	There's going to be a snowstorm tomorrow.'m taking huge dumps today you did i had like waves of kaka come out and i feel more ready
0:47.1	didn't you like it when it's a surprise like that when you sit down to make brown and then you get a
0:51.7	bonus brown oh it was just like yeah yeah it's
0:57.4	like i feel like i took something to like make it you know i didn't take a lachydid you eating that brand
1:01.7	no i took that i tried that the uh shana told me oh he tried this all brand you know oh i've been
1:08.1	and he measures it out you know like a lunatic he's like take exactly
1:11.7	17 grams or whatever i'm like whatever i made a small bowl of it and i was like oh my god because i've
1:18.3	been eating that i sprinkle it on my yogurt and boy does that make me go it's an emergency yeah
1:23.2	but doesn't that make it you feel lighter huh well Well, yeah, but I didn't do that.
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