Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/ymh. Just go to https://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below! Your Mom’s House Ep. 796 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner 00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It 00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point 00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru 00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj 00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse 00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton 00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong 00:36:31 - The Romani People 00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke 00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal 00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse 01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix 01:02:41 - TikToks 01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:53.0	Like this. my mom,
0:55.5	my mom.
0:59.8	Fuck me in my house.
1:02.1	By that same French.
1:03.6	Excellent.
1:04.0	You know what I'm saying?
1:04.9	I'm saying?
1:07.0	Barberton.
1:07.8	I'm saying right.
1:10.6	For a lot. This is the only fuck. You know what I'm saying, right? You know what I'm saying?
1:12.8	You know what I'm saying?
1:15.0	Huh.
1:15.8	Do anyone understand that?
1:20.0	Man.
1:21.6	That's Ghost Crew.
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