"The No Dick Expert" with Yamaneika Saunders

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever spent an entire year without dick? Yamaneika Saunders takes us through her year of empowerment sans dusty dudes. We review the show "90 Day Fiance'" and explains the definition of a "marginal bitch". Is Sydnee really a lesbian? Should we all just be celibate? Pat your cervix and listen to this hilarious informative episode. Follow Yamaneika on Instagram & twitter @yamaneika ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Twas a night in November at your pal's Christmas party when an elf arrives.
0:08.0	Oh, with a toffee night latte!
0:10.0	Hey everyone, who wants a Starbucks?
0:14.0	Ooy! Same one for me!
0:16.0	Get the group together for Starbucks festive favorites. It's IRL season.
0:22.0	At a Starbucks, here you.
0:25.0	Ahem. Subject of aid with tea while stocks last.
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1:00.8	Hey. Hello, hello. So you have this an Anna, if she wants to a package. Hey hello hello
1:03.0	This is an unofficial with Swift Pocket with Marie and Sydney.
1:07.0	Hey Sid. Hey, Boo, I'm in a good mood.
1:09.0	Thank you for buying those donuts.
1:10.0	I did buy some munchkins.
1:12.0	You are a good friend. But I feel like the munchkins you are a good friend I feel like the munchkins 10 for 250 feels like a rip off and I gave you to 57 cents so actually we bought the donuts. I bought the donuts.
1:22.9	We bought the donuts.
1:24.1	I bought some loose change in the bottom of her purse.
1:27.5	You too good to have my change?
1:29.4	I mean, I gave me a dollar, dude,
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